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101%
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Written by Vineet Raj Kapoor   
Saturday, 15 December 2007

101% 

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint: 

What Equals 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been in situations where someone wants you to GIVE OVER 100%. 

How about ACHIEVING 101%? 

What equals 100% in life? 

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. 

If:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+ 15+18+11 = 98% 

And:

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+ 12+5+4+7+ 5 = 96%

But:

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+ 21+4+5 = 100% 

THEN, look how far the love of God will take you: 

L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D

12+15+22+5+15+ 6+7+15+4 = 101% 

Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,It's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Last Updated ( Thursday, 25 September 2008 )
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Maid Thanksgiving Day!
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Written by Vineet Raj Kapoor   
Saturday, 15 December 2007

It takes a thousand workers to build a castle,

a million soldiers to protect a country;

But just ONE woman to make a Happy Home.       

Let us all thank...         

the MAID Working in our HOMES !!

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Ideal Daughter-In-Law
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Written by Vineet Raj Kapoor   
Saturday, 15 December 2007

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.

The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today), was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner.

As expected she gave a speech, "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine. "No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

"What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.

What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws)

Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.

Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

Those who cooked should not stop at my account, and those who used to clean should continue cleaning !!!

"And what are you here for Bahurani?" enquired the mother-in-law.

"AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON !!"

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